You may wonder about the name Wholelottarosy. It's a track from AC/DC when the gorgeous Bon Scott was their front man. Listen to the track 'cos it's 90% me! Me I'm welsh I love to laugh and make others laugh and I adore the company of good friends and family. I am also an animal lover with a kind & generous heart. ===================================================================== "This is your life This is your time What if the flame won't last forever This is your here This is your now Let it be magical"- RJDio 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female.... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box. 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female.... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male. . Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . . . I would but you're never there. He said . ... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said .. They don't have time He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said We don't know; it has never happened. He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Goodlooking? She said . . They already have boyfriends. She said... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said . . . A widow. He said . .. Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge ....LMAO
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Hi babe. What games you playing today ??
never saw Bon Scott but saw Dio when he fronted Rainbow. Very powerful singer for a small guy. Legend. Sound like a rock chick. I also liked Thin Lizzy and laterly Punk bands. Deep Purple were great in their hay day. Robx
You may wonder about the name Wholelottarosy. It's a track from AC/DC when the gorgeous Bon Scott was their front man. Listen to the track 'cos it's 90% me!
Me I'm welsh I love to laugh and make others laugh and I adore the company of good friends and family. I am also an animal lover with a kind & generous heart.
x===================================================================== R.I P. RONNIE JAMES DIO DIED MAY 2010 - A ROCK ICON NEVER TO BE EQUALLED. CHECK HIM OUT:www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmSt1oEIshE ALWAYS REMINDS ME OF SUMMER 84/85 IN A CARAVAN WITH MY MATES HEHEHE PISSED AND LOVIN IT PLAYED THIS ALL THE TIME - WOW THOSE WERE THE DAYS!!!! R.I.P. STUART CABLE OF STEREOPHONICS DIED JUNE 2010.......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BON SCOTT 9th JULY *************************************************************************** "This is your life This is your time What if the flame won't last forever This is your here This is your now Let it be magical"- RJDio
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female.... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female.... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. Male. . Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes. AND He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . . . I would but you're never there.
He said . ... Why don't women blink during foreplay? She said .. They don't have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Goodlooking? She said . . They already have boyfriends.
She said... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge ....LMAO
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